Eye Chart V2 - Unisex T-Shirt

Can You Still Read This? Better Grab Another Beer.

Test your vision—and your hydration levels—with this clever eye chart-style tee. Starting with a bold top line and shrinking down into beer-soaked wisdom, the message is clear: if you can still read this, it’s time to refill that glass.

Perfect for parties, BBQs, tailgates, or pub crawls, this shirt’s not just funny—it’s made to last. Crafted from 100% cotton (Ash Grey is 99% cotton, 1% polyester) with a comfy medium-weight feel (5.0–5.3 oz/yd²), it’s soft, breathable, and built to survive everything from keg stands to chill nights on the couch. With a tubular structure, taped neck and shoulders, and double-stitched seams, it’s got structure without sacrificing comfort.

Read responsibly. Drink generously. Stay hydrated.

• 100% cotton
• Ash Grey is 99% cotton, 1% polyester
• Fabric weight: 5.0–5.3 oz/yd² (170-180 g/m²)
• Open-end yarn
• Tubular fabric
• Taped neck and shoulders
• Double seam at sleeves and bottom hem

Blank product sourced from Honduras, Nicaragua, Haiti, Dominican Republic, Bangladesh, Mexico

Just like a good brew this product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!

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